Mr Sands Man

Guy

When Guy was a baby,
They stuck him in a show.
How he ever won it,
My God We'll never know.

Swinging like a monkey,
Upon a Tarzan rope.
Fell to the ground heavily,
And both his arms he broke.

Wally was a wombat,
He landed with a thud.
When they looked inside Guy's sock,
There was broken bones and blood.

Please take care my brother,
We don't want gripes and groans.
Don't fall of the horsey,
You don't need more broken bones.

Our Guy is a talker
Long stories he has told.
By the time he finishes one,
You'll find you've grown quite old.

Guy is quite a singer,
At least he thinks he is.
He goes to Karaoke's,
To show off his showbiz.

He met a girl named Debbie,
Who had three kids and house.
They make his life a living hell,
But Guy just thinks it's grouse.

Mick sleeps in the bathtub,
Wiggers on the floor.
When Debbie see's them coming,
She beg's Guy, "Bolt the door!"

Debbie rules the kitchen,
Guy the lounge room chair.
She does all the cooking,
He does all the hair.

©The Markar - 1993

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