An Explanation of Sorts

Back in 1993, just before we went overseas with my mum, Mark and I sat down one night to write out birthday cards and stuff for family and friends whose birthdays would fall during our trip away. Being smart asses, we started putting little ditties in some of the cards.

We didn't realise until we had completed the cards, that it was about 2.30am and the little ditties had grown to full blown poems. We had written them out in rough draft in an old notebook, so when we came back from the trip, we printed them out on card, and framed some of them to be presented at Christmas, to the subjects.

Well now, it's a few years past that time now, and the poems have been up on my site for a few years too, but some haven't found them quite so funny. :o( - Hence this explanation.

Not one of the subjects who has been written about here, has found the poems offensive in any way. So please don't take offence on their behalf. Some of the poems can be a little graphic, too. So please before reading them - be warned!

All of the poems remain the sole property of myself and my husband - known as The MarKar.

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