Dad's Day Off

The VCR has bitten the dust,
The tape has snapped in half.
If you could see your face right now,
I'm sure you too would laugh.

Machine is overloading,
You've used too many bytes,
You worked me hard all through the day,
And well into the night.

The mouse is looking tired now,
Balls dragging on the ground.
The game is dying quickly - wow,
You've almost lost the sound.

I've had enough my keys are sore,
My screen is really hurting.
Why don't you get up off your arse,
And go and close the curtain.

The bundies had a bashing,
The fags have all but gone.
How about you go to bed,
And leave us games alone.

You've read all the books the bookshop has,
You've seen all the movies twice.
Why don't you just go back to work,
A rest would do us nice.

©The Markar - 1994

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